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Furniture

We're doing a huge mailout at work, thousands of items, and the envelopes they got are crap.

You can't get anything into them, because there's a tab on one side that folds in when you try to stuff it, and about a third of the envelopes are sealed part way down on the inside. I dubbed them the Bashful Virgin envelopes.

For a job like this, what you need is the Cheap and Nasty, Open All Night, Over Here Boys model envelope. I guess Staples was all out.